Crazy Uncle Casey’s “11 Days, 11 Deals” Sale: Day Eleven

Uncle Casey stretches back in his wooden chair and takes a deep breath. Then he explains: “Your uncle is very tired. And he has been lying to you. There are not just eleven days of deals. The deals were always inside of you. Just close your eyes and think of your happiest place. The deals will appear. Also, there will be flash sales all weekend long.” He stretches and yawns. “But right now I am very sleepy, and I must rest and save my strength until next December. Just don’t forget! The deals… the deals…. were always….” And with that, Uncle Casey drifts off to sleep.

That was pretty anticlimactic, wasn’t it? Fear not! There is one more deal. Today is the last day to help McSweeney’s make internet history. We hope you’ll take a gander at all the great packages on our special birthday website, many of which feature subscriptions to the Believer. And keep an eye on Twitter (@believermag) all weekend for flash sales and special offers. And if you buy one of those packages, you’ll still also get a copy of our limited-edition book, Judy Blume and Lena Dunham in Conversation. Thank you for bearing with us through this season of heavy-handed consumerism. Crazy Uncle Casey and I love you very much, and your support makes all of this possible.